THE FIRST AUTO MAKER TO PRICE IN SATS WILL MAKE ELON MUSK LOOK LIKE A FIAT-PILLED DINOSAUR
Tesla’s ‘Bitcoin moment’ was a half-hearted PR stunt—meanwhile, some visionary automaker is about to eat their lunch by doing what Elon should’ve done: build cars for the Bitcoin economy, not the dying dollar. Here’s why it’s a knockout punch:
1. HOW SATS-PRICING DESTROYS LEGACY AUTO
No More ‘MSRP’ Nonsense: A car priced at 2M sats stays 2M sats—while fiat buyers watch the "$ price" moon (or collapse).
True Customer Loyalty: Bitcoiners will flock to the brand that gets it.
Elon’s Nightmare: Tesla’s "$BTC payments" become a joke when real Bitcoin commerce emerges.
2. THE PLAYBOOK FOR THE SATS-AUTO REVOLUTION
Source parts from sats-paid suppliers (break the fiat supply chain).
Pay workers in BTC (no payroll banks, no inflation theft).
Sell direct (no dealerships skimming 20% in fiat vig).
#NotYourGrandpasAutoLoan
#LightningAt60MPH ⚡
(Imagine: A truck ad that says "0.0005 BTC. Forever. No ‘market adjustments.’")
3. WHY ELON CAN’T COMPETE
He’s All-In on Fiat Infrastructure: Factories built on debt, margins reliant on USD pricing.
He’s Addicted to Govt Subsidies: Real Bitcoin companies don’t beg for tax credits.
His ‘Innovation’ is Now Legacy: Sats-auto is the new EV revolution.
#ElonMissedTheBitcoinTurn
#WatchTheNextGigafactoryMineSats ⚡
P.S. The winning automaker won’t just sell cars—they’ll sell a liferaft off the fiat Titanic.
Farley / Farley | Retired Fortune 10 ☕
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