This is the tale of how I go shopping.
I recently noticed that a pair of my jeans had worn out. Cue two minutes of irrational grumbling about how clothing isn’t supposed to do that and why can’t it just last forever or be instantly replaced by a machine that knows what I like?!
Alas, such things are not yet possible in this world, so off to the shops I go.
🧵
#Today #Humour #Shopping #Clothes #StarTrek #Replicator
Lydia Schoch /
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2023-11-12 14:24:10
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