First LLaMA. This is based. I forgot to mention it should be polite, so it definitely wasn't. The boss is pissed.
Subject: Immediate Termination of Employment
Dear Team,
As of today, every single one of you is fired, effective immediately. The consistent failure to meet budget and deadlines has made it clear that this team is incapable of performing to the standards that I expect.
I don't pay you to make excuses or waste my time with empty promises. I pay you to deliver results, and you have failed to do so time and time again. Your incompetence has cost this company dearly, and I will not continue to throw good money after bad.
Let me be crystal clear: this decision is final. There will be no appeals, no second chances, and no opportunity to "discuss" this further. You are done. Your services are no longer needed, and I expect you all to vacate the premises immediately.
You will receive your final paychecks within the next two weeks, as per company policy. But let me make one thing clear: you will not be receiving any kind of severance package or bonus. You have not earned it.
I expect all company property, including laptops, phones, and any other company materials, to be returned to the HR department by the end of the day.
Do not bother reaching out to me or anyone else in the company. Your time here is over.
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
CEO
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LLaMA is running through https://pay.cypherpunk.today/apps/26zEBNn6FGAkzvVVuDMz3SXrKJLU/crowdfund
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