I’ll be in Texas for the weekend, and am looking for things to do that can be hard in California.
Like gestating a child against my will, or being taken seriously while wearing a cowboy hat, or voting for the physical embodiment of the word “sniveling,” or just up and killing a guy and having the governor pardon me with an apology because my victim was at a BLM rally.
Oh! Also: Finding really good BBQ.
Greg Knauss /
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2024-05-24 22:13:33
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