B&B owner says "help yourself to coffee", so I do. Add a spoonful of sugar, look for milk... there's only "no added sugar oat milk". Ugh. Oh well, better than nothing. Add it, take a sip, it's awful. Is it off? Let's try adding another biiig spoon of sugar. Taste it...
Oh.
Suddenly I realise why the sugar looks a bit weird.
It's Maldon sea salt.
Who would put that next to the coffee machine?! Why?!!
Anyway there's no sugar in the entire kitchen, so I'm headed out to a cafe. 😝
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2024-07-27 07:41:44
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