Daryn Cavalier on Nostr: I really like watermelon but ever since those new dietary guidelines came out the ...
I really like watermelon but ever since those new dietary guidelines came out the only thing I can think about every time I eat watermelon is "Why do the people who are trying to kill me want me to eat watermelon so bad?"
Maybe it's just that Bill Gates uses a lot of his farm land to grow watermelon?
Maybe it's something worse?
Maybe it's nothing at all...
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2024-08-14 00:36:25Event JSON
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