Victoria Venery on Nostr: I climbed on my kitchen counter to retrieve the rice cooker from the top shelf. I ...
I climbed on my kitchen counter to retrieve the rice cooker from the top shelf.
I slipped on the tile and fell, scattering my cat's water and food dishes across the kitchen floor.
Confused and drenched I stood. No damage except for a few broken nails. Saved by my fat ass.
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