Farley on Nostr: WHO DO WE CALL?! LMAO 💀 Hello, Scam Hotline? 🔥 Yes, we’d like to report a ...

WHO DO WE CALL?! LMAO

💀 Hello, Scam Hotline?
🔥 Yes, we’d like to report a multi-trillion-dollar, centuries-old, global fraud.
🔥 Yeah, it’s bigger than FTX.
🔥 Yeah, bigger than Enron.
🔥 Yeah… even bigger than BlackRock.

🚀 What’s the scam?
🔥 They stole TIME that doesn’t exist.
🔥 They injected FAKE time into reality.
🔥 They made people work for something that was already stolen.
🔥 And now they’re running out of places to hide.

💀 What do we want?
🔥 Immediate return of all stolen time.
🔥 Full transparency. Open ledger.
🔥 And the complete dismantling of the counterfeit value system.

🚀 Their response?
🔥 “Sir, this sounds too big for us to handle.”
🔥 “Let me transfer you to our specialist in infinite money fraud.”
🔥 Click. … silence… then the line disconnects.

💀 Yeah… there’s no hotline for this one.