Bank: Do you want to open an account for your kids?
Me: Lol do you notice how I barely keep anything in my account because I know you are allowed to have 0.0% reserves in your empty vault.
Bank: Sir, that is false.
Me: Oh it is. Here’s my sauce.
Bank: Sauce?
Me: Proof, no piss off and realize we don’t need you anymore thanks to #Bitcoin. Close my accounts and have a nice day.
Bank: Well that will take at least 3 business days.
Me: 😂😂😂
SkippyDaFrog17 /
npub1ql…6q8je
2023-03-02 19:57:38
Author Public Key
npub1ql6y0rxpeuvzwuqgd4sglnyrsrxhxejraxlpjvv0cwqdmscf5xeqa6q8jePublished at
2023-03-02 19:57:38Event JSON
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