Police Sergeant Proved the Suspects were INNOCENT 🚔🚨
https://youtube.com/shorts/gbaBJEmbXdg
A lawyer is telling this tale apparently Splenda registers a false positive as amphetamine on police field tests. This older couple had a container of it in their car and it failed the test. And then they called their sergeant who on the way over stopped at a convenience store and bought a can of Splenda powder and tested it and sure enough it tests positive.
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