Sarah Taber on Nostr: at Lowe's yesterday there was this lady in a metal band tshirt & a super long flappy ...
at Lowe's yesterday there was this lady in a metal band tshirt & a super long flappy bathrobe sweater. very "off-duty witch"
speedwalked to a specific shelf, picked up a big pack of their biggest wooden stakes, & went straight for the self-checkout
I........wish her success in whatever she's doing
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