Dear God,
I know you're a busy woman, running the universe and all, but I have three requests. Given your powers, this won't take but the blink of a divine eye.
1) Delete the 2nd amendment and all mention of it anywhere and everywhere, including memories of its existence. Just POOF it away. Then convert 98% of the firearms into farm equipment and give it all to poor farmers.
2) Transform current members of Congress as dumb or dumber than K. McCarthy into asses.
3) Fix SCOTUS.
Thanks!!!
BARRY KAHN /
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2023-09-12 19:53:24
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