here’s one of mine: white bread is chicken food.
My parents were whole-wheat-only hippies, so that was our normal. But we had chickens, and they needed treats. We had cracked corn and sunflower seeds, but sometimes my dad would bring home almost-expired Wonder Bread, and we’d feed that to the chickens. It’s not fit for humans, it’s too fluffy and squishy, it’s not people food! It’s chicken food!
I eventually learned to love grilled cheese on white, and bagels, and all the other iterations of white-bread, but I never could enjoy sliced white bread sandwiches. (And then in my 20s I realized I was allergic to wheat, etc.)
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