CMD on Nostr: I broke my diet and decided to eat a Carl's Jr. burger the other day. I figured it ...
I broke my diet and decided to eat a Carl's Jr. burger the other day.
I figured it would be worthwhile. I used to really like Carl's Jr. when I was in undergrad, and I haven't had very many opportunities to eat it recently so I went for it.
I took the first bite and it was genuinely kind of awful. I finished it just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating: no, the burger was just bad.
My friends, I think that over the course of losing weight and getting in shape...I might have lost my American-ness. I might not like burgers anymore.
What the fuck.

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