Dear Speaker Johnson,
Using my powers as a member of the mighty Mastodon community, I hereby volunteer you to serve a 6 month tour of duty on the front lines in Ukraine. You'll be departing at midnight tonight and since you'll be traveling at godspeed, it will take mere minutes to reach your destination where you will receive a uniform and a weapon. Unfortunately, due to some unnamed assholes in the US House of Reps, I can't guarantee much if any ammo. Keep your head down and pray. Good luck!
BARRY KAHN /
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2024-03-20 23:43:53
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