You’re obviously not a real Bitcoiner until you’ve distributed keys on the moon and Mars AT LEAST (and of course at least one key orbiting the earth hidden in a satellite).
You need to be training to be an astronaut.
You need to volunteer to go on the first mission to Mars.
But then of course you introduce single-body mortality risk.
So naturally you need to grow your own secondary skin suit, with an automatic consciousness upload should your primary skin suit get damaged beyond repair.
You need to be developing Altered Carbon-level redundancy.
But then of course what happens if you accidentally upload your consciousness to an alternate skin suit before your primary skin suit fails?
Now there are two of you.
Can you trust YOURSELF?
But is it really YOU at all? Sure, it has your memories, but now those memories are divergent… what if Other You starts selling your Bitcoin and trading shitcoins?
Now you have to battle yourself to the death…
THAT’S what it means to be a Bitcoiner.
quoting note1zse…mch7You’re not a Bitcoiner until you…
Buy Bitcoin.
But then you’re like wait, I need to get these coins off the exchange.
So you get a hardware wallet.
But then you’re like wait, this is a ledger.
So you get a cold card.
But then you’re like wait, it isn’t using a passphrase.
So you use a passphrase.
But then you’re like wait this isn’t multisig and multisig would be better.
So you buy 4 more coldcards and set up a multisig.
But then you’re like wait I can’t just do coldcards I have to guard against supply chain attacks.
So you buy a ledger again and probably a bitbox too.
But then you’re like wait, I haven’t geographically distributed these.
So you disperse them throughout the country.
But then you’re like wait, what about jurisdictional risk?
So you disperse them to multiple countries.
But then you’re like wait, what if I was tracked as I was placing the hardware wallets?
So you…
There’s actually no end.
It just keeps going like that forever.
Congrats you’re a Bitcoiner now lol 😂