It’s no secret that I use #AlpineLinux everywhere – on bear metal, VMs, containers, my notebook, pager, a telegraph machine.
But I’m tired of musl. I cannot just fetch any binary from darknet and run it via sudo like everyone else. Even well-written backdoors like in xz don’t work on Alpine! I feel socially isolated – everyone is happily checking and updating their systems now, but I’m not. And apk won’t even give me a coffee break between system updates!
So I’ll switch to Ubuntu. #aprilfools
Jakub Jirutka /
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2024-04-01 15:25:20
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