#ObliqueStrategies for feeding baby:
1) Set up a stool next to the counter. 2) Place one morsel of food that the baby refuses to eat on the counter above the stool. 3) Stand next to the counter and surreptitiously eat another morsel of food. 4) Walk away nonchalantly.
Baby approaches counter, spies an opportunity to perform a robbery, and does not pass it up.
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