Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2025-04-03 23:56:43

๐Œ”รฉ๐Œ‰๐ŒŒรญ ๐ŒŒ๐Œ€๐Œ‚ ๐Œ”รญ๊Š๐ŒŒรณ๐Œ on Nostr: Right, so there's this cheatcode right, not for videogames, it's more of a real life ...

Right, so there's this cheatcode right, not for videogames, it's more of a real life kind of cheatcode, it's super secret or whatever, you need to go to the right parties, but it's basically this:

Pick a really straight road. . .

Oh wait, I forgot, you need to order a meatball marina footlong from Subway (doesn't matter what bread or extras or whatever), and have it standing UPRIGHT in a cupholder that is placed between the driver and passenger seat.

Anyway, straight road, whatever, you wanna be doing at least 120 miles an hour, that's why the road has to be straight.

Then you need to open the driver door grabbing the door with both handles and swing your body outside the car so that ONLY the knuckle of both your baby toes drag alongside the ground (if you've never done this before it will feel weird at first, but suck it up).

Let go of your right hand so that it is free, make the symbol of the ANOINTED ONE, just kidding, just do whichever gang symbol comes natural to you, then regrip with your right hand, do the EXACT same MIRROR OPPOSITE with your left hand.

Then let go.

You will now be in the cheat menu for the whole world, you can pick any cheat you want, but there is a hungry demon.

Tell him about the meatball marinara, he will leave you alone.

Step.3: Relax, enjoy the cheat codes you've always wanted to try out.

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