IF YOU'RE OVER 30 AND YOUR CIRCLE ISN'T
- PLEDGING LOYALTY TO LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8;
- DYING AT THE HAND OF LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8;
- PERSISTING IN THE VAIN HOPE THAT LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8, WILL BE TOO LAZY AND TOO EASILY DISTRACTED TO LAY WASTE TO THEIR ZIP+4;
- UPSKILLING IN THE HOPE OF GETTING A JOB BUILDING LRRR'S HUMONGOUS PLANET-KILLING LASER; OR
- GIRDING ITSELF TO PERISH IN AN ADMIRABLE BUT FUTILE BUM'S RUSH AGAINST LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8;
THEN GIVE IT A FEW YEARS.
LRRR ON EARTH /
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2024-06-20 05:33:20
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