The conversation goes one of two ways.
Me:
I have a Linux app. It works on Debian, Arch, and Fedora.
Choice 1:
Them: I actually use Windows, and Microsoft's cord connecting the Matrix to my cerebral cortex is so crusted on, it can't be removed.
Choice 2:
Them: Linux! That's great! But I actually use obscure goo-artix-blah-gentoo-blah distro with SystemD removed, that has no window manager and no package manager. So until you make a version that works on my hardened elite distro, you're basically a mainstream bitch living the Matrix. You like Debian? Dude, you might as well suck the NSA's ballsack.
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