I played Stanfield for free so you didn't have to
This game is very bad.
Hitboxes suck. Bad.
There are less weapons than FO4 vanilla.
The melee weapons are all the same. Even the swing animation is the same per weapon.
Melee perks are so bad its like melee was almost cut from the game.
There are only 4 nonutility laser weapons and 4 particle weapons.
There are no evil companions.
If you want to explore you have to do if from a menu.
UI could be so much simpler and user friendly.
The quests are 90% loading screen walking simulators.
80% of the characters are women i guess all the men were banned in the great war.
Story quests are more of a chore than anything. The story is so safe and without risk i felt like I was sitting in an HR presentation playing this game.
The gunplay is so bad, it's like rolling a dice everytime you hit an enemy to whether it counts as a hit or not.
There is no flair, mechanical, or ballistic difference between any of the weapons, theyre all the same.
If you wanted to explore empty rock-scapes this is a great game for you. Where are the borreal forests? Ancient ruins? etc. You stepped back in time, even Morrowind had better environment and exploration than this 2023 AAA title.
This is a safe and simple story made by people who wanted zero risk. I can't wait for the community developers to carry Bethesda on their backs yet again.
gave this review to starfield on steam
Quests:
black lady talks to you
wakj 300m, 4 loading screens
talk to 2nd black lady
walk back, 4 loading screens
talk to 1st black lady
walk 800m, 2 loading screens
fight 2 enemies
walk back
talk to thiord black lady
walk 400m to ship, 2 loading screens
hold r for cockpit loadin screen
hol space for take off loading screen
go thru 6 menus to get to other planet loading screen
arrive to 3 enemy ships 20 levels up
dies twice before tgm
loots ship for 200 credits and 6 lead
arrives on planet loading acreen
walk 1200m thru empty wasteland
speak to fourth black lady
turn in quest at 1st black lady
quit
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