Low Quality Facts on Nostr: I have a foolproof plan to infiltrate and destroy Twitter. Please support my Patreon ...
I have a foolproof plan to infiltrate and destroy Twitter. Please support my Patreon so I can aquire the necessary gear, which includes:
-three oven mitts.
-a tactical sombrero.
-vocal chord surgery that will allow me to communicate with the reptiles.
-an unspecified number of used marbles.
-Eminem's butler.
-an encyclopedia with all the big words crossed out.
-Season five of the X-Files on DVD (blessed by the Pope).
-Uma Thurman's stunt double's stunt double.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfactsPublished at
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