Yo, I didn’t know that you’re supposed to announce like whenever you leave on social media so fucking I joined Twitter and everything and I build like you know somewhat of a following but I’m a fucking Cunt so there it is
Anyway, so I come back and all these people are like you left us. We were so worried about you and I’m like what the fuck are you talking about online ain’t real and I got stage two of my online education that for some people online and I’m like oh my God seriously I’m a fucking adult. I’m like in my 40s. I didn’t know that fucking 40-year-olds live their lives online I’m sorry that this is your fucking life but you know I live in the real fucking world bitch I go out there and I get shit done so yeah you wanna get jealous over your fake Internet boyfriends and shit go fuck yourself. I’m probably fucking him on the side too.
pamplemousse 🫎 /
npub192…g43u7
2024-08-14 04:33:07
in reply to nevent1q…twy4
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