katharine on Nostr: And shoes?! You’re still wearing those? What are you afraid of getting on your ...
And shoes?! You’re still wearing those? What are you afraid of getting on your feet? How are you going to get immunity from ground and floor dirties if you’ve got your precious little tootsies all wrapped up? Also, everyone knows that shoes are mostly used to outrun cops. You don’t want an armed police officer feeling threatened by your orthopedic footwear, do you?
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