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>millennial after looking at zoomer's driver's license says to zoomer "you're too young to buy drink or enter bar or whatever"
>zoomer says "I was born in 200X so I'm 18/21".
>millennial looks at driver's license again with furrowed brow
>millennial sells drink / access to bar / whatever
>millennial makes stink face
HOW MANY FUCKING VARIANTS OF THIS EXACT SAME SCRIPT DO WE ACTUALLY FUCKING NEED??
Published at
2025-04-04 16:39:04Event JSON
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