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BREAKING: New Blue Check Verification Launched

Elon Musk announced Monday morning that to combat the data scrapers and verified bots, Twitter will now require all users to mail in an anal swab to prove their humanity.

Blue checks have been lining up outside local drug stores worldwide, which they are used to since they're also all iPhone users.