npub1qe3zs8tevfgd5f3f04ffz99j78twlad7f70rrqz8alrxkuhx6flqrqxnza (npub1qe3…xnza) years ago my roommate (a girl) and my sister dressed me up in a long dress, high heels, make-up, the works. We had a nice Halloween party with about 15people. Then her ex showed up, who she'd broken up with because he was hitting her. He was drunk as hell and started causing a scene and wouldn't leave.
So, being more sober, it was pretty easy for me to drag him outside. Then, down the street (I have no idea where I thought I was going with him!). Then cops came and pulled up right in front of me. I slammed him down on the hood of the cop car.
Both cops come out (happened to be women) and I said, "he's all yours" and they just stared at me.
It was then that I realized I was in a dress. So, I toddled back down the cobble stone street to my house, where everyone was standing outside.
Dude never came back. I forgot all about it until 10yrs later when my sister told the story at a dinner party.
Anyway, cis guy in a dress story for ya. :)
Dan Morris /
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2023-10-26 17:05:05
in reply to nevent1q…qurg
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