NodeRunner on Nostr: Me: "I love seeing proper trigger safety, it is a beautiful thing." Her: "Shut your ...
Me: "I love seeing proper trigger safety, it is a beautiful thing."
Her: "Shut your mouth before I have to gag you. Now put on the handcuffs and get back into bed. You're not going to the fiat mines today, instead you will be mining with your tongue."
Me: "😍 as you wish"
Three hours later...
Police: "Death by snu snu, RIP"
Published at
2025-05-17 21:38:45Event JSON
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