852096ed on Nostr: OMG this reminded me of my friend story of the Lazer beam shit. He went to work one ...

OMG this reminded me of my friend story of the Lazer beam shit. He went to work one day when he knew that he should not have. He was afixed to the day's task when nature called. He felt the calling real urgent but he quelled it. He just pinched his but cheeks together and ran. It was quite a distance to sprint a block or more in this mega oil refinery. Lucky for him he knew where to go this time. He arrived at location and busted through the door, found an empty stall and some where between when his pants hit the floor and his ass hit the toilet seat a lazer beam of shit in the most straight line embedded its self on the wall behind him. After cleansing the remainder into the bowl he regained his composure buckled his belt and came and told me the story. I told him, "Man go home I don't want what ever it is that you have.". --end--- LOL