"I don't watch porn and I have a very healthy sexlife" a friend of mine recently told me. She doesn't know that I have been fucking her boyfriend behind her back for three months now.
Here's the stuff I know about him that she has no clue about:
- He jerks off to teens on tiktok
- has a porn collection of 50 gigs, just images
- likes to slap a bitch
- loves to get his ass licked
- considers pissing in your face as foreplay
I wonder if I should tell her?
But really goes to show how dumb prude women can be.
#pornaddict #goonette #gooning #piss #pissplay #slap #rimjob
Corruptionsgift /
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2024-11-08 08:24:58
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