It's UK Covid stats day. Hard to escape the conclusion that the UKHSA Dashboard and the Survey report are a load of old bollocks.
Why? Why are they trying so hard to be deliberately useless?
https://ukhsa-dashboard.data.gov.uk/
https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/65fc087265ca2f00117da72f/Weekly-flu-and-COVID-19-surveillance-report_wk12.pdf
https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/national-flu-and-covid-19-surveillance-reports-2023-to-2024-season