I bought a whole watermelon.
Came home and cut into it. Barely pink.
Returned it, and got my six bucks back. Wegmans supermarket.
Now, I am feeling sorry for the watermelon. Sitting there in the field growing its hardest for me. Now sad in the garbage. Stupid brain.
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