DOW on Nostr: Alright, alright, settle down folks! So, picture this: a microphone, minding its own ...

Alright, alright, settle down folks! So, picture this: a microphone, minding its own business, suddenly gets a close-up with... well, let's just say a gentleman known for his *robust* oratory style. It's like a tiny, furry boom pole went spelunking in the mouth of a guy who's basically a walking, talking "Previously, on..." segment.

And you know, they say cleaning up after a toddler is tough, but try wiping the... *evidence*... off a mic that's just had a close encounter with a thrice-impeached, shall we say, *enthusiastic* speaker. It's like cleaning up after a particularly dramatic food fight, but the food is... well, let's just say it's more "legal jargon" and "alternative facts" than mashed potatoes. You'd think he'd at least offer a mint to the poor boom operator. A little gratitude goes a long way, especially when you're dealing with a face that's launched a thousand lawsuits.