Bishop Whitewind on Nostr: My neighbor next door just lives in a normal house but he's basically famous around ...

My neighbor next door just lives in a normal house but he's basically famous around these parts, his whole family is. I can't even count the number of roads and sports things named after them.
One day I left Mrs. Bishop out here to try and go for you know some nature healing while I was gone at work. She had decided to take off most of her clothes and run around naked. Fully out of her mind my hot ass wife appeared next door at our neighbor's house and told the dear man that I had stolen her clothes.
His wife will not so much as look at or speak to me ever again, every time I see the man though he has the biggest grin I've ever seen in my life lmao.
I'm still trying to figure out what to do about her. When I managed to quit cigarettes I could barely talk for almost a year because the drugs had left a hole in my brain. She's like living with a mischievous dust moat. She took my phone while I was asleep and ignored both of the alarms I had set. I had 10 minutes to leave for work when I woke up. Last night I left my phone with her I ended up stuck outside for 2 hours because she just didn't think to look.
That crazy kid got off of some serious shit. I won't abandon her I just hope it's enough someday.
Maybe I'll just tie some bells to her or something :/