IT on Nostr: I love pizza and cats... But pizza makes ypu fat - so does having children Cats don't ...
I love pizza and cats...
But pizza makes ypu fat
- so does having children
Cats don't love you as much when they get older
- same with children
But-but
Nah that dildo is never going to be in another hole unless she allows it... her vagina will stay tighter with that thing as opposed to popping out a bunch of kids.. wine is good for your health... cats cost less time and money to keep... college debt is not exclusive to single women... you can learn without college - it's basically a scam and infiltrated with foreign threat actors anyway. The cat will never be able to do damage so immense it'll fuck up your reputation for life and/or send you to jail.
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