Miakoda on Nostr: West coast coffee ordering sucks! How many cream? How many sugar? I don't fucking ...
West coast coffee ordering sucks!
How many cream? How many sugar?
I don't fucking know, the default! I want the default!
A small! "Do you mean big, big, or big?"
WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE IS THIS?!
"Do you want a stopper?"
I ordered a coffee, not a bath tub! What the fuck do I want a stopper for?!
"Do you want room?"
What?! I just want a regular coffee. I'll just drink it in my car, I don't need a room.
*receives an iced coffee thing*
*confused screeching!*
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2024-05-15 22:17:42Event JSON
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