Michalis Famelis/Φαμέλης on Nostr: Me: Is it possible please to have one with both cheese and tomato? Confused teenage ...

Me: Is it possible please to have one with both cheese and tomato?

Confused teenage waiter: sir, it comes with chicken, bacon, cheese, tomato, lettuce and egg.

Me: Oh? Oh, god dammit. Yes. You see, I'm a computer scientist, and "|" means a choice...

Internal monologue: that's when I realized that taking a vacation was the right decision.

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