buckburns on Nostr: Here I am in Nostramerica at last! I was told it is a place of wonder where life is ...

Here I am in Nostramerica at last! I was told it is a place of wonder where life is easy and the people are kind and generous.

First I had to pass through Faceland. Everyone there had something to brag about or some agenda to push. It was overseen by a man known as King Zucky. He seemed like a nice man, but he had to do some cruel things to become king.

Then some big clean pretty white buses came to pick us up. Next stop, the land of X-Twit. It was overtaken by a very wealthy man when the previous ruler got into a war with the Globals that he couldn't win.

Back in the buses again. Then, a few miles from my new home, we get off the bus and hiked to a fence that has a hole in it. Upon passing through, I was met by an official of the Key Patrol. He said his name was Walaby, or something like that. He gave me something that has a very long word that is nothing like the language I know. He said "Keep this key and don't lose it. You will need it when you get called for an appearance."

-- to be continued. --