The Great Ape (Hollow Squad) on Nostr: rooted my coffee maker so I could get access to the /bean directory The guide I read ...
rooted my coffee maker so I could get access to the /bean directory
The guide I read said "This won't break your coffeemaker"
It broke my coffee maker
Call the manufacturer to return it
The lady on the phone says "I can refund you, as long as it's not rooted"
It's rootedFucking god dammit
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2024-09-01 01:09:35Event JSON
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