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Dr. Zalka Csenge Virág on Nostr: npub1ttnp2…kl784 The best AP joke: Pig needs a lawnmower. He goes to Hedgehog. On ...


The best AP joke:

Pig needs a lawnmower. He goes to Hedgehog. On the way he starts thinking:
"I'll just ask to borrow his. He's a nice guy, I'm sure he'll agree. I mean, he's been nice. Except once. I don't think he likes me. He thinks I'm not good enough. I bet he doesn't trust me. He'll be like 'Piglet, you're goin to break it'. What a jerk. And that lawnmower's ancient anyway."
He gets to Hedgehog's, knocks.
"Hey Piglet what can I do for you?"
"**** YOUR LAWNMOWER, HEDGEHOG!"
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