I‘m citing #CrowdStrike marketing gibberish for the fun of it.
„Fastest Mean Time to Detect.“ ‼️
„Highest Detection Coverage.“ 📈📈📈
„The Leader in MDR.“ 😯🥇🤩
„CrowdStrike excels in the MITRE Engenuity ATT&CK Evaluation, Managed Services detection-only test.“ 🦾🦾😲😲
„CrowdStrike Falcon® Complete, ranked #1 in MDR, rapidly correlated threat intelligence and cross-domain data from the AI-native Falcon platform to detect threats across endpoint, identity, and third-party data.“ 🤯🤯🤯
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