Burglars must hate baby-proofed houses. Trying to rummage through drawers and
cabinets? Can't get them opened more than an inch. Television bolted to the
wall. Trying to sneak stealthily from room to room? Goddamn baby gates.
-otterhilarity, Oct 2016
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2024-08-19 20:15:06
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