Why Nostr? What is Njump?
2023-08-27 12:44:53

Darling :loading: on Nostr: >yikes, sweaty, you're using OUTDATED and INSECURE Pixel 3. It's not supported by ...

>yikes, sweaty, you're using OUTDATED and INSECURE Pixel 3. It's not supported by Google anymore. You should buy the latest Pixel 7 Pro for maximum security
>firefox? on android? do you want to get HACKED? you should use chrome as it has better sandboxing and it's actually secure
GrapheneOS devs be like LOL
>ummm ackshually f-droid is insecure. download apps from play store instead
Signal devs Moxie KEK
>blocking ads? that's badness enumeration, big YIKES here. Don't do that.
Brave (Crypto Mining Browser)
>linux on desktop? it doesn't even support microsoft pluton or secure boot LMAO. have fun getting hacked by russians
Microdick Wincuck

I don't know why but I feel most of them are for Privacy and Security use case. But they all feel honeypots :akkogiggle:

Author Public Key
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