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News: A meteor passes Jupiter.
US Markets: I have to kill my dog now...

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This is absolute comedy.
The market was blood red today.
Then, an unattributed rumor was started on X that there was a consideration of 90-day tariff pause.
The market turned green.
Then, 5 minutes later, the White House denied the rumor.
The market became red again.