New to Mastodon? Bookmark this handy glossary:
"toot" - post
"down the toot hole" - delete a post
"tootsday" - what we call Tuesday on here
"tootally" - self explanatory
"tickle the ivory" - post a toot
"miocene mastodonian" - old hand at tooting
"pliocene mastodonian" - just showed up, doesn't know it's called "tootsday"
Christopher Mims /
npub1uc…3j99a
2023-09-01 19:02:38
Author Public Key
npub1uc0lywvjepkj4zr6dpl4xdhhd9jdtcdwnddnvvwcjdxyx9pjlv9qw3j99aPublished at
2023-09-01 19:02:38Event JSON
{
"id": "53ed2c160d16f68daf0e7e80b204adf38856766c5a6680c0b80a8e8dade6f577",
"pubkey": "e61ff23992c86d2a887a687f5336f76964d5e1ae9b5b3631d8934c431432fb0a",
"created_at": 1693594958,
"kind": 1,
"tags": [
[
"proxy",
"https://mastodon.social/users/mimsical/statuses/110991439202558993",
"activitypub"
]
],
"content": "New to Mastodon? Bookmark this handy glossary:\n\n\"toot\" - post\n\n\"down the toot hole\" - delete a post\n\n\"tootsday\" - what we call Tuesday on here\n\n\"tootally\" - self explanatory\n\n\"tickle the ivory\" - post a toot\n\n\"miocene mastodonian\" - old hand at tooting\n\n\"pliocene mastodonian\" - just showed up, doesn't know it's called \"tootsday\"",
"sig": "999f0a403a36ad9081928e4c16a24f5e38085c1a06fba27db2a125ba2a72133972821531936c25984bbc73c2b0181b453974f276d8a286ff768379429e60e67c"
}