WHY?!?! THIS SMARTPHONE BULLSHIT IS GETTING FUCKING DERANGED. THIS *COMPLICATES* THINGS.
HOW IS PRESSING A SINGLE BUTTON MORE DIFFICULT THAN WHIPPING OUT YOUR PHONE?!
HOW IS PUTTING THE ELEVATOR ON THE INTERNET A SMART THING TO DO?!
I'M GOING TO SPIT ON THE NEXT TSA AGENT I MEET
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2025-03-26 15:03:51
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