Matty-kun on Nostr: Whenever I'm sitting on the toilet and I laugh at something posted on NiceCrew dot ...
Whenever I'm sitting on the toilet and I laugh at something posted on NiceCrew dot digital my balls slap against the front and the back of the toilet at increasing speeds until they compress into a singularity and swallow my ass in the black hole made by my testicles (my balls)
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2024-07-26 02:12:15Event JSON
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