Windows: Updates will be NOW.
macOS: Updates will be when we feel like it, and you remember.
ChromeOS: Updates will be when you're not using me.
Most Linux Distros: Updates will be when you feel like it.
OpenSuSE Tumbleweed: Yo dawg, I heard you like updates so here's some updates for your updates.
Arch: Which updates? *spontaneously explodes*
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2023-08-01 16:48:51
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