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It’s another fine day to overdose on caffeine and sit staring at an Excel spreadsheet.
Under these fluorescent lights you’re getting neutered by the HR department.
Don’t have an opinion. Don’t make a sound. Just do some work that’ll probably get scrapped anyway.
Do you think that it’s strange to have to ask permission to go on holiday? Do you think that it’s normal to eat tinned cat food for lunch? Do you ever wonder why wages haven’t gone up since 1970?
You’re a fully grown adult, but your lifestyle has given you a beer gut and turned you into a coward. No wonder your wife doesn’t love you and your kids can’t stand you.
“Oh no I can’t do that, I have to follow the policy!”
Shut up you nerd. Grow a pair and do what needs to be done. The evidence is right in front of you.
They’re taxing and inflating you into poverty and it’s obvious that it’s all a ploy to satiate you to the point where you’re not inspired to rise up but you have to because living like this is not an option you were built for more you were made for more and you know that which is why you’re depressed and on pills drinking red wine just to fall asleep.
You’ve lived a life characterised by lost dreams and failures. You’re a disappointment to everyone who believed in you.
You’re running out of time you must take action urgently.
Published at
2023-11-15 09:24:34Event JSON
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